Hello All,
Tonight, I experienced for the very first time the wonders of coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night). It is approximately 4am and I'm still quite wakeful (new word I learned a few seconds ago, complements of thesaurus.com). Despite the fact that I have a final exam tomorrow that is very important(I HAVE to pass), I am still awake. Perhaps it is my anxiety keeping me awake or maybe it is the caffeine. In any case, I would like to thank (kill) you Starbucks for providing me with an interesting paradox. Your coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night) has allowed me to both study(typing really fast with Crystal) ferociously while also keeping me awake long enough to experience sleep deprivation, which will undermine all the studying(typing really fast with Crystal) that your drink allowed me to do in the first place.
This is clearly a conspiracy.
Because I stayed up all night tonight, I will need another cup of coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night but also works during the day) to properly function tomorrow, thus forcing me and other college students like me to purchase more of your products.
Tonight, I experienced for the very first time the wonders of coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night). It is approximately 4am and I'm still quite wakeful (new word I learned a few seconds ago, complements of thesaurus.com). Despite the fact that I have a final exam tomorrow that is very important(I HAVE to pass), I am still awake. Perhaps it is my anxiety keeping me awake or maybe it is the caffeine. In any case, I would like to thank (kill) you Starbucks for providing me with an interesting paradox. Your coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night) has allowed me to both study(typing really fast with Crystal) ferociously while also keeping me awake long enough to experience sleep deprivation, which will undermine all the studying(typing really fast with Crystal) that your drink allowed me to do in the first place.
This is clearly a conspiracy.
Because I stayed up all night tonight, I will need another cup of coffee (highly caffeinated drink designed to keep one awake for long hours of the night but also works during the day) to properly function tomorrow, thus forcing me and other college students like me to purchase more of your products.
Despite my apparent discontent, I appreciate your business saviness and will succumb to your marketing strategies, enjoying another Starbucks product tomorrow. You, Starbucks, will be added to my list of marketing geniuses (companies who receive large amounts of my money) of whose products I enjoy and use frequently. Those companies also include Orbit gum, Bullhead Jean company, and the greatest marketing genius of them all, New York University.
-Shanique.
-Shanique.
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